Skibbidy Bibbidy by Heath McNease, Heir Jordan

Jesus Shuttlesworth - The Mixtape by Heath McNease

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Skibbidy Bibbidy
by Heath McNease, Heir Jordan

Album: Jesus Shuttlesworth - The Mixtape

Heath McNease:
Ya letter skibbidy bibbidy
Everyone and I go kickity kickity
Lean back hold on my lemony snickety
Split sec, gone like lickity lickity
Who that chick in the thicket a-whippety
Did he fall back on a typical remedy
He can fall back on a little relentin'-ee
Sooner or later gonna be Jiminy Crickety
Real tall when they missin' amenities
Down to the floor like a frickin' anemone
Geppetto with the string work livin' divinity
Dots FX boom stickity stickity
Cut that string and amenity-menity
Never act grown-up, littering enemy
One dollar bills, naw, gimme the Kennedys
Bum to the knees, naw, negative energies
With the G's, naw, gimme the blank check
Arrested development are due at the bank yet
Bounce but they ain't ever done the train yet
ATL while they smoke the dankest
Diggity dang oh miggity man
Why your girl look so Yosemite Sam
You know I've never really been a finicky man
In the back of the hand of the viggity van
Where they got the curtains
No field goal, two point conversion
Quarterback keep on the cornerback beat
Oh the cornerback beat all good for certain
OJ Thurmond Walter Peyton
Midway monster Occam's Razor
Feel I'm being hunted down
By Jodie Foster stalker's neighbor
I make a lot of paper, you make it awkward, player
I'm on my net profit...soccer player

Ladies love me, I'm on my James Brown
With my slow flow they say they ain't down
But when I'm choppin' they call me Cool J
That's just white girls, what more can you say?

This for the white people, all of the white people
The y'all-ain't-never-heard-De La Soul-in-ya-life people
This for the white people, all of the white people
We're the same color y'all just ain't my type people

Heir Jordan:
I don't know how to time this out
Uh, yeah

Lady and gentleman, may I present again
The magical man is coming to make a return again
Pump pump and I ain't even takin' my ritalin
I'mma take you on a date eating steak at a Bennigans
Naw, wait, I couldn't even pay for the dinner mints
I'm coming to your place and invading your fridge again
Maybe I'm ignorant or maybe an idiot
But I'm kind of a savant with the way that I'm rippin' it, ha
Better hold the noise, not to be played with like a broken toy
See they overjoyed for they golden boy but if you wanna make it last get a Polaroid
(do it)
I'm just hopin' the flash works, sooner or later they're gonna know I'm a wack nerd
Just cause I rap fast and I spit bad words doesn't mean I've ever been a better rapper
That's absurd, put some meaning behind it, just 'cause it rhymes doesn't mean you should rhyme it
But when impressing the opposite sex it is often the best way to cover my shyness
Spit a little ditty for the kids on the Internet, and if they get the digits Imma send 'em a little text
Pick out an image and Imma pin it on Pinterest and I'm double-checkin' to see if they hit me up on Twitter yet...

wait, not even a re-tweet? Dag.

Heath McNease:
Ladies love me, I'm on my James Brown
With my slow flow they say they ain't down
But when I'm choppin' they call me Cool J
That's just white girls, what more can you say?

See, at some point, somebody decided that rapping fast means rapping good. I don't know when it happened, I don't know when it started. Sounds like something white people came up with, sounds like it exposes some very frail tendencies in white culture. It's fine, it's...I rap fast sometimes, it's just, it's, just because you finish a test first doesn't mean you get an A, just because you rap fast doesn't mean you're a good rapper. It CAN mean that, but it's that whole square-rectangle thing. Not every fast rapper is a good rapper, and not everyone that raps good raps fast, if you understand that. I'm not even sure I understand what I'm saying, it's just frustrating. People go, "Aw, man, but can you rap fast though?" Well, I can, but should I? Should I have to? Only when I want to, only as the Spirit leads, is what I'm getting at. Man, I want you guys to have a great day. God Bless America, the red white and blue. Rap fast when you should, don't when you shouldn't, stop embarrassing all of us. There we go.